May 2013
h0odrich:
It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
nintendoggystyle:
shawty got low low low low low low low (self esteem)
Watchkhl0ekardashian:
God, I would give anything to have that much unbridled optimism and innocence again.
slurpeenis:
world war 3: swaggy vs swaggie
circumcisions:
reblog if your url is your name in real life
Yeah, I can’t fit it on a scantron…
rabioheab:
i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep
liamdryden:
notxam:
thedukeoflions:
...
vanillish:
science class
math class
english class
lunch
homework
dylanobylan:
i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
mermaidpirate:
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
Did you really just call Mount Olympus a hill?
sorry. BIG hill
fffcuk:
bettywhite4ever:
fffcuk:
it snew today
i think i just busted vein from laughing so hard what the hell is snew an actual word
the post that ruined my life
I say bung instead of banged?
gorilllas:
i crossed my legs in class today and my groin (???) popped really loud and i was like wow did i just pop dat pussy
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
multipack:
do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
koishy:
please dont sit right next to me while im on the computer that is just not happening
dekutree:
holler for a
growlithed:
i am the female
egberts:
svvitzerland:
svvitzerland:
What is the opposite of a restaurant?
a workaurant
i hope you get arrested for this joke
getoffmybloghoe:
Don’t roll joints, roll up to church. Praise The Lord!
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
All of us Americans should live blog an episode of Wheel of Fortune right now
What if doctors chose the name of your child?
niallhortonhearsawho:
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
This is actually funny.
